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How do you feel about these puns? We hope you like them and have fun with your friends. When one of your buttocks is smaller than the other, it is called assymmetrical. Who can kill many people and has two butts? – An assassin.Ĥ9. What do we call a day when a butt was born? – It is a buttday!Ĥ8. Which side do butts often want to be on? Its back side.Ĥ7. Behind every great woman is probably a man who checks out her ass.Ĥ6. You should never trust any women who come to you with a smile and a big butt. A boss is just like a baby diaper that is always on your butt and filled with poop.Ĥ3. Do you know Kim Kardashian? She is a very butty – ful celebrity.Ĥ2. In the bus station, a man looks at the butt of a girl and ask “Where will this butt go anyway?”Ĥ1. Of course, I want to be able to breathe, but I would not mind having that ass – thma. What does one butt cheek talk to another butt cheek? “We could stop this shit together, bro!”ģ9. What do we call a male cow with a big ass? He is called a butt – ox!ģ8. The first lesson that my teacher gave me in the psychology call is to put your trust in those people who love big butts because they can’t lie.ģ7. I just want to say that I love you a buttload!ģ6. What would the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He might wipe his butt. When you hit the rock bottom, what would happen? Bum Crackģ4. What is the biggest butt in the world? It must be the bottom of the seaģ3. What do we call a person who gives you there wishes whenever you rub his butt? He is called a Genie – Arse!ģ2. The toilet paper is rolling down the hill because it wants to hit the bottom as soon as possible.ģ1. The butt gets a slap because it is so cheeky. Where is the best place to keep your fake poo? In your bottom drawer.Ģ9. Do you know why does the man carry a bottom in the elevator? Because he brings up the rear.Ģ8. The students answer “Because you say “No butts!””Ģ7. The teacher asks her students why they lie in the doorway of the classroom only with their top half. Everyone knows that uranium is dangerous because you might get a nuclear “bum” after swallowing this chemical.Ģ6.

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